You Decide! Knife, Fork or Spoon.

You Decide! is the quiz that reveals your amazing hidden personality.

Here’s how it works. There are seven question/scenarios, each asking you to decide between one of three objects, this week it’s a knife, a fork or a spoon. Answer only one object for each question/scenario and write it down. At the end of the quiz, tally up your answers and find out what’s been revealed about your true hidden personality! Deciding has never been more fun. Let’s get started!

1.       It’s been a long day at work, you’re exhausted, you come home late, kick off your shoes, crack a beer and decide to watch some TV, but your remote has been eaten by the dog. What do you use to turn on your standard definition television?

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

2.       A discourteous driver has cut you off in traffic, in a rage, you reach into the glove compartment and pull out a…

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

3.       While in a crowded elevator, last night’s microwave sausage and pepper burrito catches up with you. You release a horrific, silent but deadly fart. You decide to blame Gary from accounting by pointing at him with a…

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

4.       If you were to break up with your significant other, which would you choose to use as a metaphor, for why your relationship didn’t work?

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

5.       You meet your friends at a park to play some basketball. Instead of bringing a basketball, you bring a…

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

6.       Your toothbrush is broken, so you decide to brush your teeth with a…

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

7.       You meet an old friend at a diner, a friend you’ve had feelings for your whole life, this is your moment to tell them how you truly feel, happiness and utter sadness hang in the balance. You look them in the eye and take their hand. If you play this right, you will finally live a life worth living. What do you tell them you are most sexually aroused by?

A.      Knife

B.       Fork

C.       Spoon

 

Okay, you’re all done! Now tally up your answers and read below to reveal your true hidden personality! If you’re feeling brave, post your hidden personality type in the comments.

 

If you answered mostly KNIFE.

You are the kind of person who gets right to the point. You don’t pull punches and you don’t sugarcoat things. You are apt to start a family fist fight at Thanksgiving, and you don’t mind telling someone you don’t like pictures of their baby. You live alone, mainly because nobody can stand to be around you. Your few friends are criminals and they don’t like you either. You are a terrible person.

If you answered mostly Fork.

Flighty, flaky and undependable are all words used to describe what people think about you. Like the tines of a fork you’re are constantly stabbing at too many things, often becoming overwhelmed. You see monogamy as a complete joke and constantly cheat. You often tell your friends that you’re on your way, only to show up several hours later, or not at all. You’ve had several goldfish over the course of the last three years and they are all dead. You are dumpster scum.

If you answered mostly Spoon.

You try to please everyone, never wanting anybody to think that you’ve somehow let their emotional soup spill over the rim of your spoon. When problems arise, you dive right in and scoop up as much of the misery as possible. Your friends pretend to like your mostly gray wardrobe and often tell you that sweat pants make you look athletic. You are particularly adept at enabling those around you. People enjoy walking all over you. You are pathetic.

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