Kinky Bike Enjoys Being Locked Up

Thursday afternoon, while riding to the ice cream shop, local bicycle Mary Schwinn apparently confessed to her boyfriend, Bill BMX, that she enjoys being locked up; and that chains, locks and metal racks are all part of her erotic bicycle fantasies. Mary, who is a mild mannered, yellow beach cruiser covered in colorful flowers, with a fun little basket attached to the handlebars, told Bill in vivid detail of her penchant for being shackled like a captive to the cold metal frame of a rusty bike rack and being left there for hours to think about what a bad bike she’s been.  Bill, a candy apple red BMX style bicycle, reportedly blushed and had no response other than the whirring of his tires as they rolled over the asphalt.

“I think I freaked him out a little,” said Mary, “We’ve been together for a little bit and I just wanted him to know before things progressed. I just wanted to be totally honest.”

Mary, who is usually stored in a nice warm garage, right against the work bench in the back, just to the left of the Mercedes Benz, is into a whole slew of kinky stuff, including seat adjustment, gear switching and handlebar tweaking.

“One of my darkest fantasies involves this bike rack over by the movie theater. I imagine there’s a chain running through my wheels and all over my welded tube steel body. A big, heavy padlock keeps me chained there for the entire duration of a three-hour movie. Then when I can’t take it anymore, my chains are lifted and I’m taken for a ride home.”

“I’m more of a pop-a-wheelie sort of bike,” said Bill, “This whole chain me to the bike rack for hours and punish me because I’m bad sort of thing is really uncomfortable for me. I’m just not sure about it.”

Mary and Bill have already engaged in some light tire inflation, but it hasn’t really gone any further. “I think we’ll take it slow,” said Mary, “I like Bill and I hope he likes me. I think I’ll eventually get him comfortable with it. I mean, that’s what I like. I won’t deny myself that.”

“I’m willing to give it a shot. We have a safe word in case things get too uncomfortable. If one of us says Spokes, we immediately stop.”

Mary was recently spotted chained and shackled to a bike rack near the supermarket while Bill was leaned carefully against a tree. “That was hot,” said Mary, “I get bike chills just thinking about it.”

“I’m definitely getting used to it,” reported Bill a few weeks later, “I’ve even tried it a couple of times. It’s actually kind of liberating to give up control. If anything, it’s made me more comfortable in our relationship and gave me the confidence to confide in Mary that I enjoy having the air let out of my tires until just before I orgasm.”

“Bill’s more of freak than he lets on,” said Mary.

Recent reports are that everything is going well between the two bicycles and that the two have been discussing a three way ride with the recumbent bike next door.